Category: Joke Board
bill and harry are out drinking one night when bill turns to
Harry and says, "you know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway, I shut off the
engine and coast into the garage, I take off my shoes before
I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in
the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and yells at me for staying out so late!"
Harry looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door,
storm
up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap
her on the butt and say, 'you as horny as I am?'... and, she
always
acts like she's sound asleep!"
hahaha!
Nice one.
giggle
lol funny.
nice.
LOL
Good one.